Nosidam(my monster name) (its my name spelled backwards) visits Goldfishland!

Once upon a time, in a little peacful valley where the goldfish dwell, a group of goldfish were merrily dwelling.

*Insert Jaws Theme Song* HERE

The Goldfish were under attack, they proceeded to scream for there lives.

The first victim, is helplessly hovering over the jaws of the deadly monstwer: NOSIDAM!!
"SAVEEEEE MEEEEE" the goldfish screamed to his true love (who was the only goldfish left alive) Nosidam spared no mercy as she happily devoured the goldfish.
Nosidam (half way through chewing) decideds she is not hungry anymore: she spits the remains of the unwanted (and dead) goldfish onto the ground.

Her true love lost: she mourns over his dead carcass. :(

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Yes this IS what me and Kirsten do in our spare time. Stay tuned for episode 2!!

Courtesey of Timeless and Treasured photography.

Photographer- Kirsten

Nosidam-Madison

Goldfish- Goldfishes

Funny Stuff

So a few days ago me and three other people decided to go to Friendly's to get some icecream and cethch up. One of my very excuberent friends, we will call her Maggie, is ubsessed with the backstreet boys. So half way through our icecreams a backstreet boys song comes on, and who can you guess started singing along? But that is not all, into the dead silence Maggie and the guy that was sitting in the booth next to us started belting out the song in a surprisingly very good harmony. It was an epic moment. I laughed for almost ten minutes straight.



The End

Banana

So i was playing Mario Kart today. I had beaten most of the levels, i had finally made it to the final level and i was less than a few seconds form the finish line when one of the computer players threw a banana in my way and my vehicle was delayed: i ended up in 9th place. Angry beyond belief I decided to never eat bananas again. I thought about it and i came to the conclusion that bannans are probably not even that slippery and the whole "slip on a bananna peel" was just some big cliche. So i took a bananna and thouroughly smashed it with a spoon untill it was mush (getting out my anger on all bannans everywhere) and then i placed the peel on the kitchen floor.

I went to the other side of my kitchen and then started at a brisk walk toward the bannana. Making sure my foot was completly centered on the bannana i proceeded to put my weight on it: Before i even new what was happening i was on my butt. It hurt... alot...........................Lesson learned.

Go to Netflix and order this movie Right Now!

This movie was fabulous! To all those who are fans of Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, or anything relating to that genre: you would love this. The dialouge is extremly well done, and the setting was beautiful. But what made this movie was the actor James McAvoy (not including the obvious point that he IS insanely cute) he is brilliant! If you were to put this movie on 'mute' James McAvoy wouldnt even need the lines, almost everything that he says is first conveyed with his eyes and his body language. Anne Hathaway(who played Jane) did a pretty decent performance as well. The movie is comical, heartwrenching, and ROMANTAIC. I cried hysterically ATLEAST twice during the movie. So go rent it, buy it; just SEE this movie!

My Adventures in the world of Dum Dum lolipops

Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored.

What I do when Im bored..

So I decided to find out how long a "moment" technically was. I look it up in a dictionary. It said "something that happens in an instant." I decided to look up instant and it said, "something that occurs in a moment." I don't think I will ever find out the real limit to a moment with definitions like that.

Oh the Joys of Music

Do you see this horn here? Well a horn identical to this one has been bought (for some unknown reason) and brought into this house hold: to RUIN MY LIFE. Some of you have met my little sister Anna? Well Anna(since she was able to talk and move around) has OBVIOUSLY dedicated most of her time to seeing how annoyed she can make me. This horn has been the product of my doom! Any time i am trying to... litsen to music, do schoolwork, SLEEP, read a book, watch T.V., ect. I have this blown over and OVER and OVER... most of the time in my ear. Well i have decided that for the betteroff of everyone(me) i should dispose of this object sent from hell. I hid it in the basement this afternoon: hoping to never see(but more importantly) hear it again. So, thinking that my problems with that horn were over, I went off to hang out and play in the snow at the Crouse house(my friends house). Once i returned home, i needed to go downstairs and toss my wet snow stuff in the dryer(which is in the basement).

****Backround Info****

I am incredibly scared of my basement when i was a little girl i went down there and my big brother scared me with his Zombie halloween mask. I have never EVER gotten over it. So wether its my mom, my dad, or my sisters I MUST have someone accompanying me whenever i go down in the basement.

The unfortunate task of chaperoning me to the basement befell upon my mother this evening and she promised to follow me down into the basement in "just a few seconds". I entered the terribly dark basement and quickly hit the lights and ran for the laundry room. Once inside the laundry room, i turned my back to the door and squatted down to throw my stuff into the dryer. And in the dead silence i wondered "where is mom?"

HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I screamed at the top of my lungs, tightened every bone in my body and then collapsed onto the floor(on my face no less). Looking up i see the object that i now hate more than anything else in this entire world... in the hands of my mother: LAUGHING.

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I started to cry. Mom tryed to comfort me?! (the nerve of that woman) I shoved her away, and ran up the stairs. But tomorrow(because the basement isnt entirely as scary in the day then at night) I intend to take a hammer and personally destroy every inch of that abomination to this earth.

I will spare no mercy to that repugnant, revolting, and detestable horn... that i loathe.

Love,

Maddie