Why didnt anyone tell me that?!
All of my fourteen years i was never informed that pickles are just dried up cucumbers. And then i was shocked yet again: get this... Raisins are really Grapes!! What is this world coming to?!?
So I have made a map of my life plan:
1) I will create the most comfortable pillow on the face of the earth, and make millions of billions of dollars.
2) I will marry a very very tan person who is also tall. That way my children will not have to suffer the forever burden i carry of being pasty and short.
3) I will take the money from my pillow invention and..
A)Build the largest library on the face of the earth and fill it with ALL sorts of books
B) Buy a panda girl and a panda boy and make lots of panda babys
4) Have 6 children
5) Meet Robert Downey Jr.
Then my life will be complete.
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I completely understand the pickle thing. I was a city kid and was shocked when I went to Georgia when I was 14 and found out potatoes grew in the ground. I was a city kid and potatoes came from the grocery store. Great aspirations and please call me when you have the pillow-I need it.
ReplyDeleteyou crack me up....nuff said
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